O.K. so when you first read the title you thought to yourself...OMG that is horrible I hate people who do this. BUT, after thinking about that for a second you realized that you may need to read on, due to the fact that you may be a violator of the STALKING is the new "I LOVE YOU".
So, you go out on a date with a guy and you hit it off.....you really like him. He calls, plans to go out again and you are all like "he is my new hubby". What is the first thing you do? Yep, thats right....you search his name on Facebook. You want to see if he has a profile and if it is open. If it's not open then you try to search through as many of his friends' profiles to see if they are open..and the tick of jealousy begins when you see how many hot girls he is friends with. NOW, if you hit the jackpot and he does not have a private profile, you go through the entire HISTORY of his Facebook to see what he has been up to say...for a few years. Every comment gets analyzed every posting gets double checked. YOU NEED to know the entire history of his Facebook page. So......you do this for the evening then go out that weekend. Let's skip through a few weeks....he doesn't call...or he changes his plans with you. You are sitting home thinking...maybe he needs me...I probably should drive past his house 40 times tonight, because if he calls/texts and wants to see me then I can get there quickly. The funny part is....you cannot drive past in YOUR car, so you take your friends, OH did I mention that it is 2 AM in the morning? <---- yea..that little bit of information might have been helpful earlier in this posting. This is not considered stalking you tell yourself...this is just being available at all time for your man.
So, you go out on a date with a guy and you hit it off.....you really like him. He calls, plans to go out again and you are all like "he is my new hubby". What is the first thing you do? Yep, thats right....you search his name on Facebook. You want to see if he has a profile and if it is open. If it's not open then you try to search through as many of his friends' profiles to see if they are open..and the tick of jealousy begins when you see how many hot girls he is friends with. NOW, if you hit the jackpot and he does not have a private profile, you go through the entire HISTORY of his Facebook to see what he has been up to say...for a few years. Every comment gets analyzed every posting gets double checked. YOU NEED to know the entire history of his Facebook page. So......you do this for the evening then go out that weekend. Let's skip through a few weeks....he doesn't call...or he changes his plans with you. You are sitting home thinking...maybe he needs me...I probably should drive past his house 40 times tonight, because if he calls/texts and wants to see me then I can get there quickly. The funny part is....you cannot drive past in YOUR car, so you take your friends, OH did I mention that it is 2 AM in the morning? <---- yea..that little bit of information might have been helpful earlier in this posting. This is not considered stalking you tell yourself...this is just being available at all time for your man.
Other things that are not considered stalking...
-having your friend drive past his house, while you duck down in the backseat
-looking up his name on Zabasearch to see all of the different places he has lived (yep your doing it now aren't you?)
-Cheking out where else his name apears on the Internet, so you place his name in quotes in the Google search bar...yep, there is another one for you "so called" NON stalkers
-checking out his ex-wifes (or wife's) profile to see if there is any information on there about him
-trying to get all of his friends to friend you on Facebook so that they know you guys are together
-checking his mileage on his truck when he is at your house to see how far he has driven since he has seen you last (I have never done this one, but as I was writing it I was thinking...MMMM Good One)
So, if you have done any of the above...CONGRATS..you are NOT a stalker...sleep well!
