To Be Exclusive, or NOT to Be Exclusive...THAT is the Question

Remember High School? Oh yeah, when you liked a boy....you flirted, he flirted back. You got your VERY best friend in the whole world to talk to his friends to see if he liked you...then you find out he does and then he asks you to be his girlfriend....OH THOSE were the days. He walked you to class....held your books...called you on the phone....sat next to you at lunch...and wrote you cute little notes telling you how happy he was to have asked you out. Things were so much simpler then.

So, now you are older....much more mature.....now you text his friends to see if he is interested...you no longer have to go through your friends to do it. And there is sex involved now....and might I add...as women get older...THE SEX is awesome! I am not sure if it is because we are more comfortable with who we are, or cause we are more apt to speak our minds and say.."no not there...move over a little to the left....use the vibrator I took out....yes we DO need more LUBE....!"O.K., so you meet up with him at TGIFridays and as he walks in for the first time and you look at him and think, HOLY FUCK this guy is a HOTTIE! His eyes are piercing, he has the best smile that you have seen in a long time...and his body is fucking incredible. And like any normal wholesome young lady....you go back to his place to fuck him like the animal he is. And might I add......HE NEVER has to worry about his size mattering... :) So, here we are talking, sharing stories of our lives....meeting friends....family....going to parties...and many other things that a "couple" would do...BUT here is the question....ARE YOU A COUPLE? Are the two of you exclusive? Are you seeing others? When does he place his school pin on your sweater? It was so much simpler in high school....if a guy was calling you on the phone and meeting you by your locker then everyone knew that you two were an exclusive item...NOW, even though he may be sticking his cock in every orface of your body (a few times a night......mmmmmmm...NO WASTE of calories here) it does not mean that the two of you are exclusive. He could still be receiving a nice happy ending from the girl next door...(and in my case is someone I know...SO I KNOW thats not happening....LOL). How do we ask? Do we just say " are we exclusive?" ..."are we an item?"...."are we dating?"....I know that many of you may think that, if a man and women are spending most of their time together and they are fucking a few times a week...then they would be able to safely assume that the relationship was exclusive....yep, I would think that too...BC...now I know how much of an ass one becomes when they assume.

Note to self...the R & C factor are things that men shy away from fast....so even though it looks...feels...smells...and tastes like a relationship...as long as they don't have to add that word..they are SAFE!

“I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?” Charlotte from Sex and the City

That Was a Waste of Calories!!

I know that many women out there are or have been, some time in their life, on a diet! Diets are just the way of life, unless your one of my very good friends...we will call her Chicken, she is just naturally BEAUTIFUL and skinny. I keep her around cause if she was not a friend she would be competition and I CANNOT HAVE THAT!. So, YES Chicken we are ONLY friends cause you are way too beautiful to have as an enemy (and I love that I can bounce a quarter off that FINE ass of yours). So...when ladies are on a diet...there is MUCH cheating that we do....we lick bowls (no fat or calories in that)...we taste others' dishes (yep...no calories there either)...and there are many other ways we try to convince ourselves that we are not adding extra calories and fat to our diet.

So....as many women, I am also watching what I eat...I was at a meeting the other day and birthday cake was given to us to try. So all the ladies decided that we were going to "share" the one piece of cake, this way we could help each other not eat so much. I ate my lunch and completely forgot about the slice of cake that was on the table.....so as I was walking by to throw it out, I asked one of my co-workers how it was...actually I said..."Is it worth the caloreis?"....all I got from her was a YUMMMMMMMMMMMM. At that point I realized that the few fat grams and calories I was going to consume was worth it....so I took a bit (or ten....) and was very happy to do so. Now, on the other hand...there have been many times that I was watching calorie consumption and the calories were SO NOT worth taking in.

When we are adding new notches to our bedpost...there are many "calories" that are worth adding, and there are many that we wish we had never consumed. So...I was talking to "Vikki" (yep tha'ts what I will call her...LOL) and she was talking about a boyfriend that she had dated for a while and that she was now talking to him again on Facebook...I asked "was he good in bed?" and her response was..." A WASTE OF CALORIES"...and this also happened to be the girl who told me the cake was....YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM...LOL! If only we could have someone tell us whether or not the guy that we are about to fuck is work the notch. There have been quite a few out there that I would have rather not consumed. HOWEVER...if you know ANYTHING about women, you do know that....if they are not good in bed, we do NOT report them in our count. NOPE...ONLY guys that are good to great in bed get reported...so I think I have only slept with.....ummmm.......2 guys...yep two!

Enjoy those calories girls!


Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience. by Harry Golden

Does Size Matter?

One thing that online dating has helped me with is the search for the perfect cock. I have never in the past thought of a man's genitalia s much as I have over the past few months. I guess cause I have never seen so many...and the wonderful variety that I have been exposed to. I have known for many years that there are many sizes, and I will say that over the years I have been one of those women that stated, "It is not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean"... yes that is the lamest thing that any girl can say. What we are doing is giving the small cock men a thought that they really have a chance. NO chance sorry. I am not saying that a man with an average penis is not worthy of being with, but unless these guys have some mad ass skills, the thought of rocking on a wooden porch swing waiting for the grandchildren to come over is NOT going to happen. When the thought of the bullet that we are using is bigger than the man we are sleeping with....YOU NEED SOME INTERVENTION!!

And I never realized that there are SO many small penis guys out there...and I think that most of them think that they are big...NOPE..you are not. Now, this one guy that I was seeing a few months back....not sleeping with (he could ONLY wish)...started our sex conversation with....did you know that average size of a man's penis is 3-6 inches long. WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE...are you truly kidding me? Telling men that the average size of a penis is 3-6 inches is like telling a bride on her wedding day that torrential downpours are a sign that she will have a happy marriage. These is the stupid shit that we tell people so that they can try to get through their day without popping a bottle of pills.

So after he stated this to me, I began googling the average size of a man...I was dedicated to find out if all the men that I have seen over the years are average to above...cause up until recently, I have had the distinct pleasure to fraternize with men of larger stature (what a lucky girl I have been). And come to find out, there are many undeveloped men out there...so we are really playing Russian Roulette with our dating lives. I mean come on, think if we waited to have have sex with a man until we were married to him and then found out that we were spending eternity with a Smurf? Yeah...that would be a blast! So I found this blog that had women comparing their man's dick size...other than finding out that there are many amazing cocks out there and many that needed the male enhancement pill....i was incredibly turned on and had to make sure that if I was going to continue reading this blog I was going to need to go to Sam's Club and invest in some AA's.

So I am a girl that is going to go on the record to state that SIZE does MATTER!! I am so sorry if this blows a lot of men out of the water...I know that there are things that men who are small can do...but really...how much oral can one girl handle?

Quoted By "Samantha," Sex in the City

Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"...and my dick

Ghosts of Relationships Past

O.K. so one of the biggest things that come into play when one starts dating is our past. So over the past few days I have come to realize that a specific person that I am seeing is getting a little more "under" my skin than I anticipated. I started this second round of interaction with my eyes more open than the last, I didn't want to fall as quickly as I did before. BUT like most women we have a hard time separating our love of the sheets and the love of the men that take us to wonderful places....along with the help of our battery operated devices.

So I was psychoanalyzing my current situation with a friend of mine. Actually I think that my emotions are running high right now just due to my current HORMONAL time...so most of this conversation was me being unrealistic; one theme that came out was our ghosts that we carry from previous relationships. How often do we catch ourselves looking for our current love interest to "DO" that one thing that we hated about our ex? I refer to mine as BC (Before Chuck)...before him I was a very open, and trusting person. Not that I am not now...but I do catch myself being a little too critical of what is happening around me...thanks asshole. So....talking to my girlfriends, I see that we all have those same ghosts in our rooms. How can we carry all these extra people in our current relationships? When can we get rid of all these ghosts? Is it possible?

Is there an exorcism that we can perform to clear us of all the hauntings we have? But then again, do we want to? If our ghosts from relationship past are not there can we truly grow?

Happy Haunting!