That Was a Waste of Calories!!

I know that many women out there are or have been, some time in their life, on a diet! Diets are just the way of life, unless your one of my very good friends...we will call her Chicken, she is just naturally BEAUTIFUL and skinny. I keep her around cause if she was not a friend she would be competition and I CANNOT HAVE THAT!. So, YES Chicken we are ONLY friends cause you are way too beautiful to have as an enemy (and I love that I can bounce a quarter off that FINE ass of yours). So...when ladies are on a diet...there is MUCH cheating that we do....we lick bowls (no fat or calories in that)...we taste others' dishes (yep...no calories there either)...and there are many other ways we try to convince ourselves that we are not adding extra calories and fat to our diet.

So....as many women, I am also watching what I eat...I was at a meeting the other day and birthday cake was given to us to try. So all the ladies decided that we were going to "share" the one piece of cake, this way we could help each other not eat so much. I ate my lunch and completely forgot about the slice of cake that was on the table.....so as I was walking by to throw it out, I asked one of my co-workers how it was...actually I said..."Is it worth the caloreis?"....all I got from her was a YUMMMMMMMMMMMM. At that point I realized that the few fat grams and calories I was going to consume was worth it....so I took a bit (or ten....) and was very happy to do so. Now, on the other hand...there have been many times that I was watching calorie consumption and the calories were SO NOT worth taking in.

When we are adding new notches to our bedpost...there are many "calories" that are worth adding, and there are many that we wish we had never consumed. So...I was talking to "Vikki" (yep tha'ts what I will call her...LOL) and she was talking about a boyfriend that she had dated for a while and that she was now talking to him again on Facebook...I asked "was he good in bed?" and her response was..." A WASTE OF CALORIES"...and this also happened to be the girl who told me the cake was....YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM...LOL! If only we could have someone tell us whether or not the guy that we are about to fuck is work the notch. There have been quite a few out there that I would have rather not consumed. HOWEVER...if you know ANYTHING about women, you do know that....if they are not good in bed, we do NOT report them in our count. NOPE...ONLY guys that are good to great in bed get reported...so I think I have only slept with.....ummmm.......2 guys...yep two!

Enjoy those calories girls!


Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned in one world and in the next every sexual adventure is a literary experience. by Harry Golden