Does Size Matter?

One thing that online dating has helped me with is the search for the perfect cock. I have never in the past thought of a man's genitalia s much as I have over the past few months. I guess cause I have never seen so many...and the wonderful variety that I have been exposed to. I have known for many years that there are many sizes, and I will say that over the years I have been one of those women that stated, "It is not the size of the boat it is the motion of the ocean"... yes that is the lamest thing that any girl can say. What we are doing is giving the small cock men a thought that they really have a chance. NO chance sorry. I am not saying that a man with an average penis is not worthy of being with, but unless these guys have some mad ass skills, the thought of rocking on a wooden porch swing waiting for the grandchildren to come over is NOT going to happen. When the thought of the bullet that we are using is bigger than the man we are sleeping with....YOU NEED SOME INTERVENTION!!

And I never realized that there are SO many small penis guys out there...and I think that most of them think that they are big...NOPE..you are not. Now, this one guy that I was seeing a few months back....not sleeping with (he could ONLY wish)...started our sex conversation with....did you know that average size of a man's penis is 3-6 inches long. WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE...are you truly kidding me? Telling men that the average size of a penis is 3-6 inches is like telling a bride on her wedding day that torrential downpours are a sign that she will have a happy marriage. These is the stupid shit that we tell people so that they can try to get through their day without popping a bottle of pills.

So after he stated this to me, I began googling the average size of a man...I was dedicated to find out if all the men that I have seen over the years are average to above...cause up until recently, I have had the distinct pleasure to fraternize with men of larger stature (what a lucky girl I have been). And come to find out, there are many undeveloped men out there...so we are really playing Russian Roulette with our dating lives. I mean come on, think if we waited to have have sex with a man until we were married to him and then found out that we were spending eternity with a Smurf? Yeah...that would be a blast! So I found this blog that had women comparing their man's dick size...other than finding out that there are many amazing cocks out there and many that needed the male enhancement pill....i was incredibly turned on and had to make sure that if I was going to continue reading this blog I was going to need to go to Sam's Club and invest in some AA's.

So I am a girl that is going to go on the record to state that SIZE does MATTER!! I am so sorry if this blows a lot of men out of the water...I know that there are things that men who are small can do...but really...how much oral can one girl handle?

Quoted By "Samantha," Sex in the City

Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"...and my dick