Food for Thought!

Just some things that I have observed over the last few months since I have been back. I thought they were such great words to live by, I would like to share them with you.

• If you are 5 foot 3...PLEASE do not put out that you are 6 foot 2..UNLESS you never intend to meet ANYONE F2F


• Telling someone that you are ok with the fact that they smoke cigerettes and then proceed to crush it when they are ready to light up...NOT o.k.


• Thinking that if you meet someone that you went to High School with thinking it would be a quick FUCK....WHILE your still married to your High School Sweetheart....not cool.


• The sending of your penis with a measuring tape around it during the first five minutes of a converstion with someone...does make that person think that you do this ALL the time (I know, crazy thought...but it's true)


• Placing on your profile "I would consider having children" when the thought of the little booger eaters makes you sick to your stomach.....probably not too nice


• Asking to "host" a first meeting when your wife is in the next room putting the kids to bed is probaly just a tad bit selfish


• Saying you are a brunette when you CLEARLY look like the scary guy from Foul Play ( a movie with Goldie Hawn and Chevy Chase...AWESOME)


• Meeting someone online, going out on a date, setting up another date, and then calling to say you are spending some time with your Fiance's family....just mught be a turn off to some people

AND MY FAVORITE....

WAIT FOR IT......

• Saying you lost your password into the website and your not able to get it at the moment, when you OBVIOUSLY are marked as "ONLINE"....is not going to get you a homerun.
  

Just some things I have learned on my journies....I like to share my knowledge.