I want to go on the record to state the I think that the dating sites out there are fabulous for many reasons. I have personally met some wonderful people that I have remained friends with, that I would not have had the wonderful opportunity to meet otherwise. I have also met some great people through my friends that are on dating sites...so, my critique of these sites and the interesting people (and I do say that "tongue in cheek") that are on it is not really meant to be completely negative. BUT what the FUCK is going on!!!!?????
For one...there is a profile....yes, that little thing that you fill out when you hit.."register for this site". This is the area (for those of you who are fucking clueless and think that this box is meant for blah blah blah...shit) where you talk about yourself. Think of this as the first conversation with your potential life mate...or date...or fuck buddie if that is what you are looking for** side convo here....please refer to a future blog on this topic of FUCK BUDDIES**.
So, in this "all about me" box is where you might talk about your love of food, fish, dogs, quiet walks on the beach, how you love to cuddle, and possibly where you may add that you have 7 years of drama with your baby's mamma...OR NOT!!
This box is where most of us get a small glimpse into the life of a psycho before we know that he is psycho **or her...men, please don't think that I do not believe that women do not falsify their boxes too<------I made a funny :).
Listen up...just in case you are not sure about this, let me lay this on the line...MOST PEOPLE READ YOUR BOX...so lieing about the amount of children you have, whether or not you are still married, how you hate dogs, or that you expect your significant other to take care of you fully .is not cool.
THIS IS WHY YOU ARE STILL SINGLE people. Do NOT lie. Tell it how it is...tell people the truth, they will eventually figure it out....so if you don't want anymore children...do not add "not decided...or maybe...or we'll talk about it later"...say..."I HATE children, and the thought of having to pay for the little shit for the next 23 years cause I cannot stand the sight of your face anymore, makes me want to run in front of a moving 18 wheeler carrying acid". <-----this is honesty!! Yes, it may turn a few off...you may not get as many men and women wanting to try a first date with you, but come on....you really don't right now anyway....so what do you have to loose?
So instead of writing this...
hi, I am a 32 year old man that is tired of the games. I like to have fun, but I have a soft side too. I am looking for a girl that is ready for something more serious. I do not want to rush into anythig right away, but want to see where things go. I have a 3 year old daughter that is the love of my life, I see her as much as I can! So, if you are ready for a real man, like to have fun, but can appreciate family time...message me.
Write this....
Yo sexy ladies....I am a 32 year old BOY that hates all the drama that girls bring to a relationship. I have dated many girls but realize that you are all fucking crazy. I LOVE to party with my boys and do it as much as I can. I will give you the as much time as I want to...but don't think that you are going to go out too...I want you there for me when I WANT YOU! I hate being in a relationship, cause I hate having to answer to anyone. So, I would like to fuck you as much as possible (if your good), and if I want to keep you around, I may let you think we are dating. I have a child that I see when I am not out with my boys. I see her cause I pay her bitch ass mom child support and it is court ordered. So....if you want a man that can make you cum three ways Sunday...and you are o.k. with me calling you for a booty call at 3 am when I am done with my boys....drop me a line.
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