Types of Men

It has been a while, I am sorry that I have not been as loyal to my bloggers as I have been in the past. There has been a little lul in my life, but don't you worry I AM BACK ON TRACK!! Today's topic is one that many women and gay men alike know of: The FOUR types of men. NOW, I will say that there are quite a few men that I have run into that fall into multiple categories (this I will example later in the blog). So, when reading this, if you find yourself thinking "MY MAN IS NOT like that", you are a) kidding yourself b) must be dating the second comming of CHRIST or c) delusional and have not been taking your medication properly.

First Type of Man
Hit and Run-
This man is a funny little character. He is one that will place ads all over the Internet on various sites. Most of the time he has a GREAT picture, one that shows off that cute little smile. He has an interesting profile, saying all the things that most women want to hear. And I will say that he genuinly believes that things in his profile. When you message and or call him, he is interested in what you have to say, even talks about meeting up with you. And guess what? YOU DO MEET UP! You meet, he is attentive, romantic, funny, and completely the guy that you are looking for. So, you let down your guard and have a little fun with him that leads to a lot of fun that leads to HEAVY PETTING!! So, you are on cloud 9, he EVEN calls you when he is on his way home saying that he had a terrific night. So, you sleep well dreaming of the children that you will someday have with the wonderful man you exchanged fluids with. You wake up the next morning and you cannot wait to talk to him again. NOW, if this was 1983, you would have waited for him to call you. BUT this is 2009 and you have text messaging...you send him a good morning message in hopes to get something cute back (like you did BEFORE you met). NOTHING..."he must be busy", you say to your self. YOU WAIT! NOTHING....all day long. That's ok cause he must be busy, right? NO! He is not busy...you have just met the Hit and Run GUY. This guy is super interested but as soon as he knows that it could lead to a little more, he is GONE! The funny thing about these guys...you are not done with them. They WILL call again, and if you are not heavily medicated and at your full potential youjust may go with the cycle until you realize there are just so many tire tracks a girl can have before she cannot find a pair of shoes to match. THIS ONE will NEVER change. He loves to make as many conquests as he can...and the Internet is his ocean.

The Smotherer-
I know you are thinking that I just made up a word, believe me I wish I did. This kind of guy is the creepy kind. Yes, it seems wonderful at first, this great attentive man will make you feel like a princess. He may even buy you tons of romantic gifts at the beginning of the relationshiop. So how can this guy be single you wonder OVER AND OVER again? You like him so much, he is over everyday...you two are inseperable. Then you want to go out with the girls one night, he pouts cause he wants to be with you. AWWWWW thats so adorable, but like the independent girl you are, you go. You get tons of cute text messages that he misses you...AWWWW! NO this is NOT AWWWW.....this is the starts of a smothering relationship. You may not go out for a while, you may stay with him as much as possible cause you love that he is soooooooooooo attentive. However, the minute you do decide to go out, he acts the same way again. But this time he is a big ol' baby about it. "You must not love me anymore", "you don't spend time like that with me", "I'll go out with my friends then"...waawaaawaaa LMAO. Get rid of this one. He has MOMMIE issues and will never change. Ask yourself, is being treated like a princess worth loosing your identity? NO IT'S NOT...........NEXT!!

The Committment Phobe-
This man is the worst of all. This man is a Trojen Horse...and wolf in sheeps clothing. He may or may not come off like the Smotherer at first. But 99% of the time, he tells you want you want to hear.He will stay up on the phone with you talking about your desire, dreams, wants, and ambitions. You seem to know so much about him in a short period of time. Many times the Committment Phobe will move REAL fast, you hear things like "I have never met a woman like you before" "Other girls I have dated are not like you", or my favorite "I LOVE YOU". Now please do not think that I am not a romantic and think that some relationships can start off strong and be fantstic. This type of guy shows his true colors soon. Now when the committment phobe has you...this is where the scary things begin to happen. You notice he pulls away often, but not enough to make you think that he wants to get out of the relationship, but enough. He begins to do more things with his friends all along telling you how much he loves you and misses you and should have stayed home with YOU instead. So, you think BOYS WILL BE BOYS, and forgive him. So, you begin to do more for him cause you believe that if you showed him how much you loved HIM he would return to that guy that was at the beginning of the relationship. He does for a little but then returns to his old self. Then you find him on dating sites "just LOOOKINH"...when you confront him, he tells you that those were sites that he was on before he met you....and that he logged in to see how to delete his profile (logging in once could be the truth....logging in four times a day for a week is not) OK PLEEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....you believe that? YEP...we do, we believe that cause "that could happen" NO....a blind mouse could delete his profile off of a dating website on the first try. BUT you are convinced that he must love you cause he is still around and still telling you that if he wanted to be with someone else he would. <-------------- that last part is true. If there was someone else that he found while he was "deleting" his profile.....he wouldn't be with you. This kind of man believes that he wants a serious relationship and then cries to everyone how he tries so hard, but girls end up breaking up with him for no reason...or they just keep cheating on him. Don't pass go...DON'T collect 200$ GET OUT OF THERE FAST! **I did date a guy that was a smotherer and a committment phobe...so yes, the two can meet** And for those of you that knew him...he was a crazy fuck. And another little side note...many of the smotherers that I dated...tended to have small cocks, not sure if thats a correlation...but I am throwing it out there! :)

The last Type of Guy
The Good Guy
YES...it is not a myth or an urban legend. So ladies do not feel depressed or think that you will never find Mr. Right...he is out there. My queen has found him and so has my mom. So, no the odds are not with you...but like any good deal...you have to KEEP SEARCHING!
Happy Dating!