Double Standards

I am sorry to my friend that this is about, but you gave me my "AH HA" blog moment today when we were outside having one of those things that everyone has been up my ass about smoking.
So, I was talking with this fabulous person about my blog. Due to the fact that if the author of this blog was known to many, there would be a national disastor...and many people would lose their lives (I am kidding about the national disastor LOL), there are not many people who has this blog location. So, when I feel close to someone I will give them the address for them to dive into the dark life that I have created for myself. So...I asked my friend how they liked my blog, and they did (they even stated that they may have peed their pants a few times during the reading of it). HOWEVER...after that nice reflection of my writing abilities they said the one thing that I never even thought of..."ooooohhhh your a little bitter". OK hold up here my used to be friend that I may now have to slice your tires so that I can PRETEND to want to give you a ride home, but end up dropping you in a ditch somewhere......what did you just say? BITTER? Am I really bitter? Bitter about all the using, backstabbing, freaks of nature that call themselves relationship material posing as human beings on the Inernet and in bars? Ok..that did sound just a tad bit bitter...it's late and I just had to do homework with a ten year old, what do you expect.

O.K. back on track. I AM NOT BITTER!!

So.....i was doing some research on this so called "bitter" topic that my EX friend said I was. And one thing that I realized was....women seem to be called BITTER and men are called "not a relationship kind of guy", I mean come on.....a guy treats us like crap....uses us like a piece of meat...takes our money...expects us to pay for EVERYTHING....and barely wants to make time for us...then breaks up with us...and WE are called bitter...he is called "smothered". O.K. so I wanted to hand feed him and help him dress in the morning, doesn't every girl want to do that? NOW....if we women use the guy...and this is a stretch...cause we ALL know that we (women) are perfect and never do anything wrong in a relationship...but if this were to ever happen in some FICTIONAL land we would be called a BITCH and he would be called taken advantage of. So....let me recap here....either way you look at it WE ARE THE BAD GUYS!!!!!! or girls! :)

So...why this double standard? Why are the women the over emotional crazy loons that don't know how to act after a relationship is over? I mean come on....give us a little credit here...it's not like we write songs about slicing tires, writing our names in our cheating boyfriends car or anything like that!

So...to my friend..I am not bitter, but realistic! Realistic that most men do not have the cojones to actually be honest and tell a woman...
"I am just going to use you for a few months. I like you (sorta), but I am really looking for the next best thing. I truly just want to see how many girls I can screw and screw over in my life. The guy with the most broken hearts WINS!"

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all others.
Quoted by Cynthia Heimel